Why would anyone let Snooki write a book?

Yea, some of don't like to admit it, but we all secretly do watch Jersey Shore. Some of us, that are more open about their love for Jersey Shore, express their excitement for the show rather publicly. Facebook statuses start changing as soon as Thursday reaches to quotes like, "it's Jers-day", "It's T-shirt timeee", "Gym, Tanning, Laundry" and many others. The cast has earned extreme popularity, for some not so obvious reasons, people follow them on twitter, youtube, facebook and other sources of internet media. Though it's sad to admit, the cast members have become icons for the younger generation.

Of course, they realize their importance and their influence on young minds, and that's why have used many sources of propaganda to become famous. I was surprised to find out that Two of the cast members came out with books, and another one is in the process of finishing her book. When I saw that Snooki was advertising her book through different media sources, I was agitated beyond words. It's like our brain wasn't fried enough after watching the show, that Snooki has to go ahead and publish her book! I don't know what kind of people would like to read her book, and not quite sure for what reason either. She's funny and all in a stupid way, but why go ahead and read what goes on in her mind, isn't that almost like torturing yourself intentionally.
anyway, I found a couple of quotes from her new book extremely ridiculous and i am going to share them with you. Can't believe this book is officially a part of the North American literature.