Ok so I am just going to come out and say it, you smell. There's no easy or gentle way to say it, rather I don't want to take up my time to think of a clever way to say that you smell like death. Listen it's your fault that people try to avoid you when they see you. I know that you don't notice the effect that you have on people but I am trying to be nice and help you out as well as everyone else that has to deal with your odor. You probably think that you actually smell pretty good and that a little Axe here and there makes you irresistible to women making them just rip off their clothes and have their way with you right in public, let me just stop you right there and say NO. The actual combination of Axe and stink you call "natural", if that smell is natural then nature must have died and gone bad, is unbearable it could actually be worse than what your "all-natural" body odor is because it has combined into an essence who's sole goal is to be naturally harmful to mankind's nose. It is B.B.O, name for it taken from Seinfeld, Beyond Body Odor. The fact that this B.B.O attached itself to whatever you decide to touch is quite frankly amazing as it might be showing signs of being an actual living organism. I could forgive you if you only realized the effect of this monster you carry around with you but no, you decide to ignore it and just pretend that it doesn't exist. I honestly feel so bad for your roommate, I wouldn't be able to live like that if I were him. He is a hero in this dark world we live in today. My closing statement will just be this: Please Just Take A Shower.
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