
Its been three months since I saw her. We went on a date that fateful day. That day in which I will not forget because my mind forces me not to. I took her to dinner and a movie, I believe it was romantic comedy because I remember I didn't choose it and that I didn't want to watch it. But before we get there, we had dinner first. It was a beautiful restaurant very fancy I might add. So we have a great dinner(expensive), and we come to the evening when the check is brought out. She didn't cleverly go to the bathroom like most women do, she just sat there. Looking at the check as it sat there. Then turned her eyes to me and watched as I sat there. I naturally go for the check, now I'm going to stop myself right there. You see what I said there...go look back, ok so I said I "naturally" go for the check. Why is it in our nature as men to naturally take care of things? I mean I would like it if a woman opened the door for me once or maybe pulled the chair out for me you know? Ok, so I regress...I naturally pick up the check and pay for the dinner, but to be honest I was hoping for a reach, just maybe she would try and reach for it but NOTHING...not even a move, like a statue, you would think I just had dinner with famous Greek Statue, stone cold. Anyways we go the movies, to a movie which I DID not choose and did not want to see for her sake, I again would appreciate a reach but nothing. I pay for snacks, no reach by the way. We go to the movie and I am forced to sit through this train wreck of a movie. After we leave to get drinks, and if your wondering still no reach...Lets me just wrap this up, end of the date walk her to her door and wouldn't you know it I GET A REACH!!!!! Handshake of course. I mean not even a warm embrace after I bought her half of NY. I know what all you women are thinking tell us the real story of how annoying of a date I was and that she had to sit through this whole evening without throwing up and leaving. Its not true I'm not even trying to make myself look like the gallant hero of the story but I have to say I wasn't a bad date. I never complained, paid for everything, opened the doors, everything a gentleman would do. She, I guess wasn't interested and just wanted to get MY moneys worth. Long story short its appreciated when a woman reaches to show that shes not just looking at my wallet. I feel so used, like a piece of meat with an empty wallet.
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