Disturbing Waiting Room Experience!

So this past week i was at my doctor for a regular visit. In the waiting room with me was two other families and a couple, one of which had three children ranging from maybe 6 to 12 years old. The couple which i mentioned were maybe in their late forties. Out of no where...i begin to hear the women saying to her husband "don't i sound like a robot", Well the answer was YES! and here is why ...she was speaking though a voice box. I guess these people had a good sense of humor about it. So the kids in the waiting room though this was insane. They were staring...hard. The woman notice and took the opportunity to make a public service announcement about the dangers of smoking. She gave her hole life story about how she started smoking when she was 18, and how she smoked for years until she got laryngeal cancer and lost her voice. Needless to say, these kids looked scared sh*tless. I don't think they will be smoking any time soon. This women finished off the waiting room spectacle by asking one of the kids if they wanted to try it. I think that kid dropped a nugget.