mother's Day

I don't know what to get my mother-in-law for Mother's day because I do't really care for her. She is obnoxious and we only get along for the sake of her son. She always asks for money and never wants to pay it back. I think that she is jealous because she wants her son to be a mama's boy. I feel that if she could marry him she would. She is forever trying to meddle in our business and start trouble. The ironic thing is that she helped us get together.
You would think that she would get some business of her own. I mean that she has several men so they should keep her occupied. I think not! She is a piece of work and then some. I can't figure out what to get her a muzzle perhaps? I know that is a pretty harsh thing to say but if you knew her she could be jeckyl and hyde! It's going to be very har to fake it on mother's day, I will keep my fingers crossed!