I bought this funny calendar of realistic Surgeon General Warnings on alcoholic beverages. I thought I would share them with the class.
The Surgeon General has determined that consumption of this beverage may cause:
-Repeated late night hugging of friends while saying "You're my best friend!!"
-Making out with strangers at bars.
-May lead to flirting with chubby insurance salesmen named Doug.
-May lead you to believing that skinny-dipping in the hotel hot tub is an awesome idea.
-Has been known to cause unfortunate karaoke episodes.
-Leads to embarrassing dance moves including "the sprinkler" and "rolling the dice"
-Repeated late night drunk dialing.
-Eating of entire microwave pizzas and entire pints of ice cream.
-Tattoos in places that tattoos should probably never go.
-Inability to say any words containing letters s,l,r,t,p,m,e,a,q,d,or w.
-Leads husbands or boyfriends to believe they can actually dance.
-Accidentally tucking your skirt into the back of your pantyhose at holiday parties.
I mean most of these aren't bad, if I had to give you any adice don't underestimate how quickly karaoke will kick your ass.
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