Fat Peopl

Fat people drive me insane. There's so many of them. Goddamn fat people everywhere. They get in the way in every possible way. How? you ask. They're slow. If I'm in a rush, there's a horde of fat people walddling their slow asses creating a blockade. And if I squeeze through them, they look at me like I'm the rude one who is being inconsiderate. Excuse me? NO. It's your fat ass that's a nuissance to everyone else.
Then. They dare sit in the subway and take up TWO WHOLE SPACES. Each of their asscheeks divided perfected between the two seats. And it appalls me when they don't give up their two seats for pregnant women, crippled individuals or children. They're fat, selfish and lazy.
When I worked as a barista at Starbucks, I wanted to laugh in the face of all the fat people that would order a "Venti, extra whipped cream, java chip frappaccinno with caramel drizzle". The best if when they would ask for it in "light". A LIGHT frappaccinno with EXTRA Whipped Cream? Really, man? REALLY? To be honest, if they asked for it in "light" with extra whipped cream, I never even bothered making it "light". They weren't ordering it for health reasons; they're ordering it to make their lazy fat asses feel better about being disgusting and fat.
And me, I'm petite. People all point at me and tell me how envious they are of my slender figure. Envious, they say. Well, it doesn't come naturally. My striated shoulders, the division of biceps and visible traps, the middle line down the abs... This was all years of weight training and proper dieting. I was a bit chubby once. Then I looked in the mirror and was disgusted by what I saw. I worked hard for my figure. And how do I get rewarded? By a lack of afforable clothing options. Why? Because the standard of more and more fat people have lead to companies making their sizes wider and wider every year. Lately the only stores I've been able to shop in are higher class fashion stores; currently shopping mostly at Bebe. So by being skinny, I have to suffer for all the fat people's size. Which is strange when you consider, THEY USE UP MORE FABRIC THAN I DO. TWICE AS MUCH. Maybe even three times as much fabric. So why am I paying more?
And I hate, hate, HATE fat people that complain about being fat, when they do nothing to change it. "OH, I went to the gym and walked 2 miles today. Therefore, I will reward myself with a pepperoni pizza, large coke and a bag of chips". Are you kidding me?! Or "dieting" and ordering a salad, but putting on excessive amounts of dressing, making a salad bowl over 1000 calories. It's sickening and disgusting.