Sleezy Girlfriend

It was freshman year of highschool and i was the first person to get a girlfriend. so we are dating for three weeks and we are in her backyard. I turn to her and go why dont we lay on the grass and watch the stars. I'm casanova but i had an idea of what i was doing. so after a minute she rolls on top of me and starts undoing my pants. This is the moment where every guy would keep his mouth shut and just enjoy himself. Not me. When she rolled over i noticed that we didnt notice the giant spiders web that went from her garage to accross the entire backyard. even better was the inch and a half spider dangling 3 inches from her left ear. so instead of ignoring this minor detail i start laughing. She stops trying to pull my pants off and frowns at me with an inquisitive look. Now im laughing so hard i cant even speak so instead i pointed at the spider. she turns her head and is now nose to nose with the spider. she screams, gets up runs into the web, screams again and runs across the yard.Now im really in pain, my sides are killing and im crying like a baby from laughing so hard. Even better yet her parents come out to see what all the commotion was about and find me crying with my pants half off. Needless to say she dumped me a week after for not being experienced enough. We were 14 and i found out after she had already slept with 5 guys... I thank god every day for sending me an angel in the form of a spider