Finals

Dear Stony Finals,

I attended my last final, as per your request. The small army you are creating is quite fascinating but I have to let you go. I'm sorry that I have not been performing to the best of my abilities but I stopped giving a shit.

Please understand it's not you.. it's me. It is my last semester, and quite frankly I don't think we'll be seeing much of each other anymore. So can we just move on? Now I know you want me to show up for out last meetings, so you can grade me. I just want to you to know whether you give me an A or an F. I am the still the shit.

Don't get me wrong, I will miss you. I will miss the good times on campus, but once we got closer to the end things got serious. I just think it's time for us to part and go our seperate ways. I know what me and you have is unique. Yet, I feel that I have to move on.

The truth is I met someone else. His name is Full-time, and he can offer me what you can't- Medical benefits. He also pays for my lifestyle. I know the experience I had from you led to me Full-time. Therefore, I'll never forget what we had.

Take care,

I'm sure you'll meet new people soon.

Krystal