Oh man I use to love these, Chuck Norris facts. I don't even know how these jokes were given birth but they sure are funny.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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